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Joke of the Day

"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"

"Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream."

"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."

"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"

"what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo ^im sorry"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""

"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"

"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"

"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"