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Joke of the Day
"How do the Russian people feel about their government? They're Putin up with it."
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"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots."
"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""
"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."
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