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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"
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"You know what they say about people with big feet? They exert less ground pressure. Because their penis is so big it acts like a third leg."
"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"
"My wife asked me about the movie ""From Hell"" & I described it as a movie about Jack the Ripper, starring Johnny the Depp."
"What's Hellen Keller's favorite color? corduroy"
"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"
"GF: ""Can I be frank?"" Me: ""Sure, but I'd be more comfortable if you were a woman."""
"Why did italy cross the road? To switch sides"
"Why do black people never dream? Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot."
"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."