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Joke of the Day

"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"

"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"

"Pilot: ""What does this button do?"" *intercom turns on* Pilot: ""Doesn't do anything. Not sure what any of these buttons do."""

"When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says 'Well done'!"

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way."

"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building? Fire Crackers."