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Joke of the Day

"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"

"Getting pulled over Officer (*Walks over*) Officer -I'm going to ask you to step out of the car for a sobriety test. Me (*Presses tits together*) Me -How about now? Officer -Sir, get out of the car."

"MUST WATCH heartwarming video! Limbless man rents himself as talking door stop for rich people to afford daughter's seizure medication."

"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."

"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"

"I'm going to the new Tom Cruise movie at midnight. Seeing it on the Edge of Tomorrow."

"What do you call a small petition? Petite (Basin Tss)"

"A Korean walks into a bar and orders a drink The bartender looks him over and says, ""Aren't you a Lee Ul-Yung to be drinking?"""

"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."