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Joke of the Day
"Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy? A Muslim"
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"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""
"""My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded."""
"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer"
"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"
"""Beep."" Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"
"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
"Here's one myfriend's little sister told me. Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent."