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Joke of the Day
"Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy? A Muslim"
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"Saw a homeless guy at McDonald's begging for money, told him I'd buy him something to eat. He said no thanks, getting money for Taco Bell."
"I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson"
"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"
"My math teacher called me average How mean."
"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."
"Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook your hand; I went to the beach six years ago."
"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"
"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."
"The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff"