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Joke of the Day
"My math teacher called me average How mean."
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"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""
"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"
"I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts."
"The ""I got your nose"" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she'll call security."
"three straight men walk in to a bar... and come out."
"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."
"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"
"For school I had to write a thousand word essay So I drew a picture"
"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"