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Joke of the Day

"The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff"

"What's the difference between anal and oral? Oral will make your whole day, Anal will make your hole weak"

"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."

"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!"

"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."

"Titanic be like ""I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"""

"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"

"Send your hate mail to me. How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? You cant count them when its dark"

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."