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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian."
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"If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing."
"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."
"Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: ""Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"""
"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"
"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."
"What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? Golfers: *smack* Shit! Skydivers: Shit! *smack*"
"Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?"
"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"
"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"