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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a horse's food comes to know Jesus? Christian Bale"
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"Man walks into bar. Says ""Ouch!"""
"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"
"My girlfriend told me pissing during sex prevents pregnancy... She was right! She isn't pregnant, just pissed and wet!"
"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"
"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."
"Teacher and Student Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."
"When does feminism stop? When the car breaks down."
"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."