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Joke of the Day

"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"Turtles think frogs are homeless."

"Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!"

"[airport] For $800 more you can upgrade to Arctic Class What's that? Same as coach but the flight staff is penguins [slaps table] SOLD"

"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"You couldnt even have sex with me if you were the last person on earth! Good. Im not a necrophile."

"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."