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Joke of the Day
"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist"
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"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."
"People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays... But everyone I know has a Mac"
"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"
"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"
"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."
"To some, it's known as ""soda."" Some call it ""pop."" Some even order it as ""coke"" or ""cola."" The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names"
"Don't go to zombie nightclubs... They're always dead."
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
"What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria? Darth Mall."