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Joke of the Day

"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist"

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"

"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"

"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."

"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."

"Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue He burnt the franks"

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."

"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."

"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."