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Joke of the Day

"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude"" is now a Catholic school teacher."

"Why was the sun wearing sunglasses? So he could creep hard on uranus"

"100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face."

"I came very close to death last night. I had a wank in a graveyard."

"What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination? Too soon?"

"(pretend he's alive for this joke) Michael Jackson can find the hospital easily He always nose where to go"

"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."

"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."