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Joke of the Day
"Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend."
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"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"
"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."
"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."
"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"
"Christmas is my favorite four months of the year."
"The word ""Caesar"" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other."
"Jim: You have a Fantasy Football team? Me: Guys aren't my thing. But, Tom Brady's kinda cute. Jim: No, I- Me: Ooh! Cam Newton's dreamy, too!"