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Joke of the Day

"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Reddit is like the dentist. No matter what you're doing, it's wrong."

"A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing."

"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."

"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."

"I made a short joke today... It wasn't very funny."

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."

"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"