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Joke of the Day
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
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"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."
"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."
"In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say ""you throw like a girl""."
"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."
"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"
"What's a mouse's least favorite shape? A trapezoid."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"
"I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week.. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week and I've finally found the G Spot.. Turns out her sister had it all along."