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Joke of the Day
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
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"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."
"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."
"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."
"What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common? the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121209104938AAKihOC"
"If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore."
"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."
"How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."
"So far I've kept my resolution to not date any super models."
"I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."""