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Joke of the Day
"What's Dracula's favorite beer? Bloodweiser"
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"Sure, I'll help you find those paper cuts. -Purell"
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"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"
"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."
"What is Donald trumps favorite street? Wall Street *badum tshhh*"
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Carlos"
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"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."