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Joke of the Day
"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."
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"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."
"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."
"Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse? They really know how to make bedrock."
"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"
"""I'm not here to make 'Friends'!"" --Matthew Perry on some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!"
"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."
"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"
"My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur."