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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"

"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."

"Jail is a prison term. And that was a prison sentence"

"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"

"Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law School."

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"

"Texting chemists. ""Where are you?"" ""Out getting some potassium."" ""Umm...K?"" ""Yeah exactly."" ""..."""

"""My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth"" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?"

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."