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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"

"What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""

"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"

"If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about ""yellow and you can't drink it"""

"""27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead"" - Journalism"

"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."

"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""

"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."

"Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool."