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Joke of the Day
"A man overdosed on viagra It was the hardest day of his life"
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"Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited. I mean, they're so full of themselves."
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"I have a closet full of voodoo dolls created in the likeness of people I have seen with 11 items in the '10 items or less' checkout line."
"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
"I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume"
"Reasons I think I might be a puppet vampire: 1. Ah ha ha! 2. Ah ha ha! 3. Ah ha ha!"
"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."