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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a red headed baker? A ginger bread man"
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"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."
"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."
"So, I found three different sized socks while cleaning my room. That's odd..."
"I had a dark bump on my arm checked out at my ontologist... I tried to get a diagnosis but instead he went on about reality and existence."
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"