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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."

"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."

"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""

"Eating With The Shakes If a person with Parkinson's is eating a brownie, Is it ""Brownie in motion""?"

"Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner."

"What is the difference between a fridge and a pussy? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind man. Then my stupid boss told me I'll never be a bus driver again."