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Joke of the Day
"Since I can't afford porn, I just turn on tennis and shut my eyes."
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"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."
"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"
"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"
"The waiter asked if I wanted any salt for my steak... I told him to pepper my angus ;)"
"I did a terrible job preparing for my Blue Man Group audition and boy is my face red"
"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"
"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"
"Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads."
"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."