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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads."

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"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."
"Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk."
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"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."
"It was just yesterday where it was a requirement to say grace before every meal... Now the only importance before a meal is making sure you get glamour shot for instagram."