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Joke of the Day
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."
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"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."
"I can't believe how much of this stuff at the self checkout is free."
"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"