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Joke of the Day
"If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom."
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"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."
"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"
"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."
"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"
"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ""Do you smell a carrot?"""
"Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs."
"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"