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Joke of the Day
"It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
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"How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? She opens the car door."
"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."
"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"
"Is it solipsistic in here? or is it just me?"
"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"
"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"
"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"