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Joke of the Day

"My wife wanted me to get one of those penis enlargers- so I did... ...she's 21 and her name's Cathy."

"My girlfriend and I went to the bank and opened a shared savings account, mostly for buying weed. ... ... It will be our joint account."

"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""

"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."

"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."

"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""

"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"