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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."

"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."

"So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, ""Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?"" Then Ernie said, ""Sure Burt."""

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"

"A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead."

"What's the best was to piss off an archaeologist ? Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it's from."

"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"

"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."