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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases? He got off on a technicality."

"A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender ""Do you have any helicopter flavored chips?"" The Bartender says ""No, we only have plane"""

"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!"

"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""

"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."

"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"

"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""

"So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E"

"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."

"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"