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Joke of the Day

"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"

"What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair? Cancer"

"A clairvoyant, palm-reading midget escaped from prison last night. You shoulda seen the headline in this morning's paper..... ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""

"I gave my girl an orgasm and she spat it right back in my face"

"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."

"What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job? Getting into the habit"

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"A slice of pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""

"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"

"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"