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Joke of the Day

"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"

"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."

"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."

"I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so..."

"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."

"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"

"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"

"When Chuck Norris finishes a joke ... It's called a roundhouse kick line."

"""Lift those weights, see if I care."" Said the impersonal trainer."

"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"