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Joke of the Day
"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"
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"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."
"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""
"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."
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"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14."