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Joke of the Day

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

"Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged everyday"

"""Be there in 5."" - liars"

"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."

"What do you call a short cowboy? Subdude"

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"How do you say brassiere in German? Keepemfromfloppin"

"Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of ""impersonating a police officer""."

"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."