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Joke of the Day
"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."
Next Joke
"What do planets read? Comet books."
"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"
"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."
"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"
"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."
"Whoever invented work should have taugh it to masturbate so that it could do itself."
"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."
"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
"It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless."