202023

Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"

"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""

"What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic."

"When will you be bioavailable? Because you are my drug and I want you in my body..."

"""I'm tired."" - Beat Cop"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."