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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite"
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"Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted."
"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"
"I finally learned what La Quinta means in English Behind Denny's"
"""This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."""
"I tried to jerk off with toothpaste last night... it hurt so I had to quit, but I can perform auto-fellatio, so at least I have fresh breath."
"My penis is only two inches From the floor"
"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."
"Acid... The taste you can see!"
"Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me."