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Joke of the Day

"Why did the T-rex cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."

"I like to wear Grocery store uniforms and tell homeless people that I'm there to repo the shopping cart."

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"

"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""

"I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over."

"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."