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Joke of the Day
"*Guy tries giving me his phone number* Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one"
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"To get a job in the Army you need good peoples kills."
"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."
"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"
"Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble."
"Feeling pretty tough after some dodgy Indian takeaway last night If anyone needs me, I'll be vindaloo."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"