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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors? He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!"

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."

"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"

"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."

"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"

"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."

"If a parsley farmer falls behind on his taxes, does the government garnish his wages?"

"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."

"My cat died. Just kitten."