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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud."
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"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""
"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."
"What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive? Rolls Rice"
"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
"Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers."
"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."
"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""