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Joke of the Day
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
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"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"
"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender"
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"