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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays."

"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."

"Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity."

"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another 1."

"how i met you're grammar"

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."