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Joke of the Day

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !"

"Justin and Selena broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares."

"*gets on 1 knee* Jenny... ""OMG"" *places hand on heart and starts crying* ""This is great!"" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack"

"Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer"

"My inability to proofread increases by 1000% after I press send. Danmit"

"Jewish guy goes to his rabbi . . . . . . he asks, ""I don't get it. If we're the chosen people, why did God make the goys?"" The rabbi shrugs and say, ""Hey . . . somebody's gotta pay retail."""

"When I was a kid my Fairy-Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I can't remember what did I chose!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the chinese newspaper!"

"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"