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Joke of the Day

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."

"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things."

"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."

"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"

"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Small Pox."

"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"

"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."