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Joke of the Day

"why don't you see elephants hiding in the trees that often? because they're really fucking good at it"

"A car goes to the grocery store... For the first time, who didn't see one's part because it was the only one left"

"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."

"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"

"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."

"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"

"[mouse plane] mouse pilot: hello folks, this is your captain squeaking- *mouse passengers squeal with delight*"

"Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it."

"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."