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Joke of the Day

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."

"A sex joke I wrote I don't tell her where to go. but why does she always come?"

"Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5"

"When does every cat want to be fed? Right fucking meow"

"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"

"kids telling dirty jokes http://www.vice.com/series/kids-telling-dirty-jokes best. shit. ever."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."