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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Egyptian spit out his water? Because it came from the Suez."
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"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."
"My daughter is now at the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. This morning she asked, ""Was that the best you could do?"""
"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."
"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."
"911 OPERATOR (female): What's your emergency GUY (being murdered): Haha nothing what are you up to"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mother, he knows it."
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."
"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"