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Joke of the Day
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
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"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."
"What do you find at the bottom of the lake? Bassturds."
"A chef, a clockmaker, and a thief walk into a bar, but the bartender says he doesn't get the joke. They all say, ""It's okay, these things take thyme."""
"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"
"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"
"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"
"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"
"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"
"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"