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Joke of the Day
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""
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"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."
"I think I may be allergic to women everytime they touch my penis the damn thing just swells up like crazy."
"My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch... Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the response she was looking for."
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."
"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."
"Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots."
"How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"