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Joke of the Day
"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"
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"You all need to stop with the gay jokes. Cum on guys!"
"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."
"A beautiful woman is walking down the street..... A man says to her ""can I smell your pussy?"" She shouts ""No!"" He replies ""Oh, It must be your asshole."""
"The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright I had to ask them to Dim Sum"
"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"
"A guy walks into a bar and says, ""I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife""! A man shouts from the back, ""You don't got enough bullets, bud""!"
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"
"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."