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Joke of the Day

"I think I may be allergic to women everytime they touch my penis the damn thing just swells up like crazy."

"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"ISIS is really the worst... ... we should bomb them back to the -- whoops, never mind."

"I don't understand most terms used on Reddit And I'm s/o sick of it"

"Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee."

"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."

"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists? The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear. ^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys."

"I always enjoy a book while sunbathing... As a result, I'm well-red."